Da wurde gebetsmühlenartig von "Antisemitismus" in der "Beschneidungsdebatte" geredet....

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I'd quite like him to go and seek the motherfuckers out and butt-rape them to death with his giant, circumcised Jewish schlong.

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There was also the big problem of me not knowing how you're meant to look after a rank, flappy, old sock on the end of your dick. Doesn't it get all cheesy? I wouldn't want to be showing him internet pages of a load of old Christians piously scrubbing their bellends with Imperial Leather and have no answer to the question: "Why is mine all squinty and gross like an anteater when yours is all sleek and beautiful like a python, Dad?"

usw, usw....

http://www.esquire.co.uk/life/a15953/giles-coren-fatherhood/

Coren hat aber intuitiv herausgefunden, wie "es" trotzdem geht, clever!

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I found myself guided by some innate sixth sense to grab and upend the bubble bath bottle all over my hand and as the rich, blue detergent gave me back that longed-for slip and slide,

Wobei, auf Dauer ist konzentriertes Schaumbad-Lotio nicht so das wahre für Schleimhäute...
Jahrzehntelanges routinemäßiges Onanieren, wie konnten Maimonides und Kellog nur so irren...

http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/news/a…ewell-to-palms/

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..gave me back that longed-for..

das sagt ja schon einiges.

Aber nichts kann einem zurückgeben was zerstört ist.