Leider kam die Gegenwehr zu spät:
The way the doctor peeled back his tiny diaper on the morning of his circumcision, only to meet in the chest with a tall, streaming arc of perfectly placed pee from my son.
I was so strangely proud, though I have no idea why.
Tja, da habe ich auch keine Idee... 
"Perfectly placed" wäre "voll in die Fresse" gewesen! 