I was drumming up so much business in the operating room, they used to call me ‘The Rabbi’ because I’d be in the chow line and I’d say, ‘Anyone need a circumcision?’ It’s important to have a circumcision if you’re going to the South Pacific. Because it’s sweaty, dirty ... a circumcision is cleaner.”

“The first one I did I remember that I cut a little bit too much and he said, ‘Don’t worry about it. We’ll sew it up.’ Every time we were at the urinal, I’d stand to the right. He would urinate a little bit to the left. He said, ‘I think you cut a little bit too much.’